On roughly January 14, a gentle rumble undulated throughout my inbox. It appeared like: “ANDREW YANG LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN FOR NYC MAY…”
Actually, this could have learn: “!!!!SEEK SHELTER: SEVERE ANDREW YANG STORM WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL NOVEMBER 2ND 2021, 100% CHANCE OF YANG-SIZED HAILSTONES INCOMING!!!!!”
That is to say that from late winter to early spring, Andrew Yang’s press staff has co-opted my work mind with ALL-CAPS ravings about ANDREW YANG and his WEDNESDAY SCHEDULE. That is the siren sound of Yang’s arrival at a baseball sport:
YANG ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME: ANDREW YANG HEADS TO CITI FIELD FOR METS’ HOME OPENER
That is the scream of terrified residents leaping into the ocean:
**ADVISORY** LET’S GO TO THE BEACH: ANDREW YANG VISITS CONEY ISLAND TO CELEBRATE REOPENING
That is when a violent squall slams into the Division of Sanitation constructing:
TODAY AT 1:30 PM ET: YANG TALKS TRASH
That is the sound of a rogue derailed subway automobile plowing by way of the Canal Road station:
**ADVISORY** PUBLIC SCHEDULE: YANG TO RIDE SUBWAY WITH ASIAN CANDIDATES, HOST PRESS CONFERENCE TO ANNOUNCE BROADWAY AND LIVE PERFORMANCE REVIVAL PLAN
That is Andrew Yang on a Friday:
**RELEASE** YANG WEEK IN REVIEW: ANDREW GOES TO THE BALLPARK AND DROPS A MUSIC VIDEO AS “SUGAR-RUSH” CAMPAIGN HEADS INTO APRIL
A lot extra Andrew Yang info has gathered in my inbox that I’ve to dump it for you right here. I can inform you the place Andrew Yang is proper now, at this writing; he’s on the intersection of Lane and Westchester Avenues within the Bronx, standing in entrance of a folding desk with luggage of meals. I do know this from his Twitter account, really, however to complement this, his senior marketing campaign management held a press name to debate Andrew Yang’s thrilling ballot numbers at 1:00 p.m. ET. I do know his favourite scarf—blue-and-orange striped wool—which he has worn for a minimum of roughly 50 consecutive days, except for a Yankees scarf on opening day.
He hates it when folks benefit from free parking. He received VAXXED on April tenth. This week, he acquired an endorsement from the John F. Kennedy Common Democratic Membership (I hadn’t heard of them both), and, as of yesterday, acquired OVER $3.7 MILLION IN MATCHING FUNDS.
I may think about 4 situations through which I want second-by-second updates on Andrew Yang’s whereabouts. 1) I’m a stalker; 2) I’m a bounty hunter; 3) I have to know if L practice is operating; 4) Andrew Yang is carrying the unborn little one who will save us from Skynet, and I’ve like three days earlier than I’m blasted again to the yr 2029.
However the rationale for Andrew Yang Amber Alerts stays mysterious since I’ve nothing to supply Andrew Yang. The press staff presumably is aware of this in the event that they’ve learn my stuff.
I imagine that his insurance policies are pale shadows forged by 5 paragraphs of copypasta of rhetorical vagueries like “the city is hurting” and we have to “assess the shortcomings,” with out demonstrating a lot data about what elements of the town are hurting or particularly what shortcomings should be fastened and the way. I imagine that they fall depressingly in need of NYC mayoral candidate Scott Stringer’s years and years of detailed audits with suggestions for focused reinvestments in metropolis companies. I imagine he’s principally promoting one concept (plenty of free cash for all), which he drastically scaled-down (a little bit free cash for 1/sixteenth of the inhabitants) when confronted with making it a actuality. I imagine that he may make that plan occur, however yet-unfulfilled guarantees don’t minimize it subsequent to bonafides like his opponents—a watchdog, a civil rights lawyer, an NYCHA reformer, and a CEO of a not-for-profit reasonably priced housing developer.
I do know that legions of underfunded organizations in New York Metropolis are screaming readymade options to their communities’ struggling on the prime of their lungs. However “cooperatively-owned alternate models for telecoms and real estate barons and gig corporations” doesn’t rip.
Once you inform me what Andrew Yang is doing all day on daily basis, I see the monorail man from the Simpsons. Once I toggle over to the web site, I consider “LIMITED TIME ONLY BTC GIVEAWAYS LIKE + SUBSCRIBE” tweets. I imagine that’s the purpose. It doesn’t matter in the event that they such as you or hate you. It labored for Donald Trump, and no person’s speaking about Dianne Morales.